Do's and Don'ts of Long...

1. DO take your Iphone, Android phone or Blackberry etc. to Long. So that you get drunk and have it stolen! Seriously DON'T do that, it will get stolen. Just take a cheaper phone!

2. DO spend your cab money! After all you only live once right?! Just remember It won't be as much fun when your stranded in Long the next morning waiting for a buddy to come get you.

3. DO NOT wear heels unless you where born in them! Or you can go all out, heels and all! Literally, break a leg! Club hopping in heels will have you walking like a newly born deer by the end of the night. But if you must, do what you want.

4. DO NOT speak to people in the other cubicle when you go to the bathroom. No good ending starts with "We met in the bathroom cubicles"!

5. DO get so drunk you forget these do's and don'ts and whatever you want, after all you are in Long...

Reasons the cab guy won't come...

1. Remember that time you got so hammered you throw up all over his back seat? Yeah, the cab guy does too. Since he spent the whole of the next day cleaning it out.

2. Remember another time where your guy friend thought it would be cool to steal money from his   cubby-hole (local South African word for a glove compartment in a car)? The cab guy remembers that too.

3. Or what about that time you didn't have cash to pay him when he dropped you off so you promised to pay when he picks you up but then you stiffed him of his cash. Yep, that also pissed the cab guy off.

4. Or the other time you told him to come get you but then you got high and forgot about him and he waited for you for an hour? That was probably the last straw. Poor guy is just trying to make a living and your wasting his time.

That's probably why your cab guy won't come. Time to search for a new one I guess.

How to never make it to Long....

1. Pre-Drinks.....

 






Seriously.... If you ever gotten so hammered you couldn't leave the house you know exactly what I     mean.



2. Take a quick nap before you leave...

That f'd up moment you wake you at 3:15 am with 9 missed calls.

3. Miss your flight....

  Been away from Cape Town for some time, so excited to get back and meet up with your friends and   you miss your flight and next available flight is tomorrow morning...sigh...

Cheer up! there's always next weekend...